As I'm certain you can all tell by the title, today is my birthday! I am now officially 18, and with that comes the problem of being an adult. Long story short, I don't know how to adult. I am not ready to adult. Fuck. Anyways, I am now an adult and can now do adult things, like getting a job, getting a credit card and bank account, and even buying certain adult things like dildos and cigarettes! (i dont smoke and you shouldnt either)

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